there was a star danced and under that was I born

dirtylittledamsel: I Should’ve Saved That Gif When I Had The Chance Because Now I Can’t Find It:...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:35:34 -0400

dirtylittledamsel:

I Should’ve Saved That Gif When I Had The Chance Because Now I Can’t Find It: The Musical

machokeonmydick: makes a sim of me makes a sim of u

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:35:32 -0400

machokeonmydick:

*makes a sim of me* *makes a sim of u*

Yes.

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:34:43 -0400

Yes.

ollivander: ollivander: I don’t think my mom knows the new printer is wireless this is my...

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:41:34 -0400

ollivander:

ollivander:

I don’t think my mom knows the new printer is wireless

this is my chance

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Fri, 17 May 2013 17:40:26 -0400

popchartlab: Don Draper’s Old Fashioned, The Dude’s White...

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:29:06 -0400

popchartlab:

Don Draper’s Old Fashioned, The Dude’s White Russian, Hunter S. Thompson’s Singapore Sling, Daisy Buchanan’s Mint Julep, and more in our new Cocktail Chart of Film and Literature.

Me with romantic interest: Hi, how've you been lately? How's that project you're working on? Yeah? I'd love to see sometime, dude! How's the family? Good, good. Well, I'll talk to you later! Yeah we definitely need to hang out more often. Hopefully see you soon! :)

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:24:44 -0400

Me with romantic interest: Hi, how've you been lately? How's that project you're working on? Yeah? I'd love to see sometime, dude! How's the family? Good, good. Well, I'll talk to you later! Yeah we definitely need to hang out more often. Hopefully see you soon! :)
Me with platonic friend: YOU GORGEOUS CREATURE HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE LAST I SAW YOU? HOW I'VE MISSED YOUR LUCID DIAMOND EYES, UGH I JUST WANT TO KISS YOU AND MAKE SWEET, SWEET LOVE UNDER THE MOONLIGHT. WHY ARE YOU SO PERFECTLY SCULPTED, ARE YOU AN ANGEL MADE OF MARBLE LET'S GET MARRIED.

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Fri, 17 May 2013 16:18:57 -0400

rolypolydandy: so at uni yesterday me and my friend spotted...

Mon, 13 May 2013 23:26:19 -0400

rolypolydandy:

so at uni yesterday me and my friend spotted this

at the National Oceanography Centre, one of the top scientific institutes in the UK

at some point, someone saw that tiny door and took their opportunity

onthewing: Imagine if you could only think in Lumpy Space Princess’s voice

Mon, 13 May 2013 19:33:40 -0400

onthewing:

Imagine if you could only think in Lumpy Space Princess’s voice

jon-snow: benjenstark: SANSA, ARYA, RICKON, AND BRAN HAVEN’T SEEN THEIR MOTHER SINCE THE BEGINNING...

Sun, 12 May 2013 19:13:56 -0400

jon-snow:

benjenstark:

SANSA, ARYA, RICKON, AND BRAN HAVEN’T SEEN THEIR MOTHER SINCE THE BEGINNING OF GAME OF THRONES HAPPY MOTHERS’ DAY

JON HASN’T SEEN HIS MOTHER SINCE THE BEGINNING OF HIS LIFE HAPPY MOTHERS’ DAY

tommilsom: egbuns: OK SO I WNET TO MY THERAPISTS TODAY RIGHT YKNOW THERAPY AND SHIT AND WHILE I...

Sun, 12 May 2013 11:37:35 -0400

tommilsom:

egbuns:

OK SO I WNET TO MY THERAPISTS TODAY RIGHT YKNOW THERAPY AND SHIT

AND WHILE I WAS W AITING I FOUND THIS BOOK

AND IT WAS THE BEST MOME NT OF MY LIFE

IMAGE HEAVY UNDER CUT

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This was good until the last photo and then it got excellent

My Quay-Quay

Sun, 12 May 2013 11:30:01 -0400

My Quay-Quay

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Fri, 10 May 2013 22:12:19 -0400

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Fri, 10 May 2013 22:06:04 -0400

a-balrogofmorgoth: dwarfadventures: #when i first saw the...

Fri, 10 May 2013 22:05:17 -0400

a-balrogofmorgoth:

dwarfadventures:

#when i first saw the kite i thought ‘man what a shitty smaug’ then i realised it was a kite and felt ridiculous

#apparently smaug thought the same thing because it’s the first thing he set fire to

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Fri, 10 May 2013 00:25:54 -0400

leonardodiretardo: old-man-bombadil: leonardodiretardo: I...

Fri, 10 May 2013 00:25:20 -0400

leonardodiretardo:

old-man-bombadil:

leonardodiretardo:

I HAVE A THIGH GAP

YOU HAVE A THIGH GAP

WE ALL HAVE A THIGH GAP

LET’S THIGH GAP TOGETHER YA CUNTS

sorry but that is a ridiculous facial expression

crystalzelda: ameliaelizabeth: TIME’s new cover makes me so...

Fri, 10 May 2013 00:23:49 -0400

crystalzelda:

ameliaelizabeth:

TIME’s new cover makes me so mad I could write essays about it, but instead I’m going to keep job hunting since in today’s world a university degree means nothing and therefore like much of my generation, I’m stuck choosing between minimum wage jobs and internships that I can’t afford to accept in an attempt to pay off my tens of thousands of dollars worth of student debt.

I’d be interested in reading this article to see exactly what makes us entitled and lazy. Are we lazy because more of us are completing high school and going to college than ever before? Are we entitled because our standard of living is declining? Do we live with our parents because we’re too slothful to leave or is because our education costs are getting steeper and steeper while we’re getting less and less aid?

Tell us, Time Magazine, about how we’re narcissistic little slugs when we’re faced with an economic crisis that resulted in a lowering of our standard of living, an increase in tuition costs and how when we get out of our very expensive schools, more and more of us are going to end up working minimum wage jobs.

Loved this little kid.

Fri, 10 May 2013 00:07:00 -0400

Loved this little kid.